Say it isn't so Grandma!!
"You Might As Well Buy Yourself The Rope"
Grandma's words of wisdom on marriage
Lesson put to practice: Currently there are no members
of my maternal side of the family that are married.
Just a bunch of widows, divorcees, bachelors,
and spinsters.
Moving Forward: It might be wise to start saving a
large amount of money for all the time in therapy
that will likely result from this issue.